How to Control My Terrible Two Year Old

Let me guess...You have a sneaking suspicion that aliens swiped your child at some point after their second birthday. They then had the nerve to replace your happy baby with this often demon possessed toddler that hears the word no and goes into screaming convulsions. Do I give an accurate account of your situation or do I exaggerate? Read on my Google searching friend I have a idea or two that might just help you out.